The Cubicle Times

RESTROOM - I am not sure if I just happen to see/hear the weirdest things in the restroom, but today I witnessed another amazing story that must be told; otherwise I can’t sleep tonight…

So I went into the restroom to take a leak, and I saw this technician holding his “unit” with his left hand while holding his phone with his right.  I paused for a few moments, thinking whether I should stand at the urinal next to him.

Me: (dude, is this guy on the phone?)

Technician: yeah, OK, I will (talking on the phone)

Me: (oh my… uh… I need to pee, so I guess I’ll just stand next to him… dang it)

Technician: I told you I will!

Me: (…………)

So I was out minding my own business, trying not to listen to his conversation (yeah… not possible) until he said “hold on” to the phone.  So the next thing was that he was trying to put his “unit” back into his pants with his left hand (since his right hand was holding the phone), and he couldn’t do it for about 5 seconds.  So he decided to use his right hand, WITH the cell phone still in his hand, to help.  *zip~*

I was like standing there in absolute shock! I mean, did the person on the other end of the phone hear that? Did the phone touch his “unit”? Did he go out of his mind? I am not sure if he washed his hands, and in fact, I think I stopped peeing for a few seconds…  one suggestion for those who get calls when they’re in the restroom and one for those who call when your friend is in the restroom:

1. Receiver in Restroom: please refrain from picking up at all cost because others really don’t care about if your wife should get the 1.99 or 4.99 cup at Walmart.
2. Calling a Friend Who’s in Restroom: politely tell your friend that you “think” that he’s in the restroom, and you will call him back because you’re busy, too (or something along the line in case he says “don’t worry, I can talk”).

Sometimes, people amaze each other in strange ways, and these things deserve to be put on the Internet :)